2C (not two cents)

20th October 2009

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unfortunate applications of the Bedazzler

ok, i don’t think of myself as particularly modest or conservative, but seriously, Miami has some personal taste issues.

i don’t care if you’re a man or a woman, child or adult, there is no rational reason for rhinestones on your pants.

why are you wearing stilettos on the boardwalk. wait. nevermind why. HOW are you wearing those shoes on the boardwalk without breaking your heel or your ankle?

who first thought, i know, i’ll smash up mint, lime and sugar, then i’ll add rum and ice, and it will be great!? it’s like alcoholic candy in a glass. it’s wrong. and minty.

and there are entirely too many chandeliers here. they’re an impractical mode of lighting for anyone over 5’5”.

also, all of your notions of swimwear need to be rethought. all of them.

and jewelry. you people were a lot of jewelery. a lot. and i’m from Scottsdale.